Don’t Fall Taking the Stairs

Here are the two recurring themes in the email from last week.

First, nine-month faculty were temporarily dropped from their health insurance. At least the reason makes a lot of sense:

The Benefits Team wanted to make you aware of an issue with your insurance record. Due to a computer glitch, premiums for October coverage are posting to September, therefore your coverage has been temporarily suspended.

Second, the elevator in Colbourn Hall smells like urine because…well…people piss in it.