Monday, June 25, 2007

Mission Statement

UCF’s upper level administrators are determined to get as much money as they can from students, taxpayers, and donors. After they get the money, the same administrators engage in their favorite activity: spending the money. They give themselves excessive raises, take unnecessary business trips, buy new and often unnecessary computers, construct new buildings, and hire more employees even though these new hires like many existing employees have little work to occupy them.

The mentality at UCF is this: GIMME, GIMME, GIMME, SPEND, SPEND, SPEND. The mission of “UCF Loves Money” is to document the waste and inanity that is life at the University of Central Florida.