John, Go Cut Me a Switch

Dear Governor Crist,

Regarding tuition hikes, you had this to say, “I would rather they didn't do it. I think especially in the economy as it is right now, I don't think families need to be burdened additionally with tuition increases. So I would hope that they would not do so and be more disciplined.”

Governor, UCF has no discipline. They spend like drunken sailors. You have to discipline them. John Hitt needs a daddy. Next time Hitt shows up at your office to kiss your ass and ask you for more, tell him that he may not like the budget cuts, but in time he will see that they are for his own good.

Your Friend,
Arthur Barnhouse