The Eat Shit Criterion

I’m glad UCF won its first bowl game. I hope the success continues.

I recognize my bias. I’ve been shitting on UCF for so long that no matter what it does, I’m going to be inclined to interpret it negatively. So, I want to propose a criterion that if met by UCF will get me to say “I was wrong, and Hitt knew what he was doing.”

If UCF sells enough tickets, merchandise, and TV rights that it can substantially lower the student athletic fee then the program will be a success. If that happens then I’ll retract my criticisms.

I’ll still think the school is a diploma mill, however.