Cut of the Day

Division of Community Relations. I have already mentioned a couple of their employees, but the whole office is a budgetary cancer that needs to be cut out. Just look at their mission statement (It reads like it was written by a child, albeit a bright one):

The mission of the Division of Community Relations is to cultivate, maintain and enhance the link between UCF and the various publics it serves and to create and implement community-based programs to increase knowledge and understanding of the university within key external communities. Individually and as a unit, the division is active in all aspects of the community, communicating about UCF's mission, culture and objectives to various constituencies and planning and implementing a wide range of activities and events.