An Offer*

My dog has been having a hard time finding a job. If UCF gives him a job, then I’ll tone the blog down (e.g., I’ll change the name to UCF Likes Money). I’d expect him to be made an Assistant Vice President. He’s quite qualified. He can shake hands and rarely has accidents. Because UCF has made this kind of deal in the past, I eagerly await a response.

*This is a joke. Not an actual offer. Extortion is illegal unless you are Senator Evelyn Lynn.