Strategic Planning – So Boring

All we do is talk and talk, and we accomplish nothing.

However, we did some good brainstorming on jokes about tiny Terry Hickey. We imagined Hickey partying at Spring Break. Little Terry has to do Jello shots off girls’ stomachs because he is too short to reach their chests. Hickey hits on the women by saying “I may be short, but I’m Provost AND Executive Vice President.” The discussion was a nice break from the tedium.

Okay, I’ve got to get back to my breakout session.