Breaking – John Hitt Resigning

Two sources have told me that John Hitt plans to resign later this month (Don’t try to guess the identity of my sources. Hitt’s personal staff is so large that it would be like trying to pick the winning lottery numbers). Hitt has told staffers that he has more than enough money for the rest of his life. He also wants to go out while he’s on top, and he has some grave concerns about the future of UCF. One of my sources emailed me the following:

Remember when Hitt led the failed effort to make it harder to sue doctors? He was trying to help out future graduates of UCF’s medical school because he knew they would be killing a lot of patients. Hitt wants to go out in glory before UCF’s medical grads start failing their boards and committing gross malpractice.

Update – Happy April Fools!