Wanker of the Day

It’s Grant Heston. In an essay where he defends the results of the university audit, he argues the audit shows “the vast majority of UCF's operational policies and procedures to be sound.” Such a dumb statement. Even the most degenerate criminals spend the majority of their time engaged in law abiding behavior.

Heston also brushes aside the whole Mealor debacle as “an error in one employee’s salary payments.” I have to give Hitt credit here because at least he had the guts to admit it was a bad and embarrassing error.

Grant, if I ever run out of ipecac, I’ll just look up your salary.